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Posted by: Bob Marsdale on 6/1/2009 12:00:00 PM

   The summer is officially here!

   Any doubt?

   Check your gas prices....

   Why are we worrying about Somolian Pirates?

   Who's watching the fat white guys from Exxon?

   

   Phillies!

   Can someone explain to me why someone would hurtle themselves from the second deck of Citizens Bank Park for a hot dog shot from an air cannon?

   Carlos Ruiz is listed at 5'10"? 2" shorter than Chase Utley?

   Did I just pay $4 for a Dansani Water? I could've had a Bud Light!