
“We need you to volunteer”
“Volunteer for what?”
“We’ll give you 200 euros”
“200 euros for what?”
“200 euros and we’ll put you up at a very nice hotel”
“Ok, I really don’t get it”
“We’ve overbooked the flight”
“Nope, sorry, I really prefer not to volunteer”
I hate being hassled at the airport. Well, ok, so I’m not
normally hassled at the airport, but on this particular day I certainly was hassled.
“You’re flying unaccompanied, yes?”
“That’s right, but I have places to be tomorrow”
“Are you sure you don’t want to volunteer?”
“I’m not volunteering”
“Ok, voila, here is your boarding pass Mademoiselle”
“You forgot the seat number”
“That is not how we do it here at Air France Mademoiselle”
“That’s crazy. I’ve never been given a boarding pass without a seat number assigned”
“Tres bien, Mademoiselle, but that is not how we do it here at Air France”
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