I've been getting invitations on FaceBook to join peoples' mobs. While I always appreciate the opportunity to interact with others and while I do see myself as a joiner, I regretfully have to decline these invitations.
I saw the movie Goodfellas and I know what's involved with being a mobster, first off I'm a little old to park cars or be a barback. Plus, if I'm lucky I get to go to jail for a few years and if I'm unlucky I end up like Spider. (I would so be Spider)
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